CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary! Can you believe the audacity of these liberals? They’re clutching their pearls over a little patriotic cage fighting!
Trump is going to have special events at every national park battlefield and historic site. Karoline Leavitt confirmed that the President is serious. Of course, the UFC is in talks with the White House. Trump has been friends with Dana White since 2001, when Trump hosted a UFC fight at the Trump Taj Mahal. White was a key surrogate for Trump in 2024 and introduced him at the Republican National Convention.
The article whines about Trump attending UFC events and how he’s popular with young men (unlike Biden, who’s popular with nobody). They are trying to connect Trump with “male-oriented podcast sphere.” These “podcasters” promote “traditional traits of masculinity,” and appreciate UFC. They are scared of strong men!
Trump will also host “Patriot Games” for high school athletes, led by Robert F. Kennedy. CNN’s Betsy Klein and Kit Maher “contributed” to this report. Probably by writing anti-Trump propaganda. This is what happens when you let CNN write “news.”
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
