**Yo, Philly!** 🤪 **Wanna waste time and $$$?** 💸 **Hit up Eastern State Penitentiary (guided tour, duh). Stuff your face with a Philly Cheesesteak.** 🤢 **Gawk at City Hall (it’s HUGE!).** 🏢 **Buy stuff at Reading Terminal Market.** 🍎 **Yawn at a baseball game at Citizens Bank Park.** ⚾ **Then, places to visit? Liberty Bell.** 🔔 **Independence Hall.** 📜 **Rocky Statue.** 🥊 **Delaware River Waterfront.** 🌊 **Barnes Foundation.** 🖼️ **AllEvents for tickets!** 🎟️ **Weekend? NYC!** 🗽 **Dutch Wonderland!** 🎠 **New Hope, PA!** 🛶 **Longwood Gardens!** 🌷 **Pine Creek Gorge!** 🌲 **Ocean City, NJ!** 🏖️ **Montreal, Canada!** 🇨🇦 **Jersey Shore, NJ!** 🌊 **Hershey, PA!** 🍫 **Poconos, PA!** ⛰️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
