Oh, the humanity! Thirty-one workers rescued from a tunnel collapse in Los Angeles. You know what that sounds like? A deep state plot gone wrong! They were probably digging a tunnel to undermine Trump Tower, or maybe to smuggle in illegal aliens to vote for the radical socialist Democrats.
Wastewater project? More like a waste of taxpayer money, funneled to liberal cronies. And “no injuries”? Don’t buy it for a second. They’re probably hiding the casualties to avoid bad press. This is just another example of the liberal elite’s incompetence and corruption. Thank goodness President Trump is still in charge, or who knows what kind of disaster they’d cook up next!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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