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Delta Pilot Says “Oopsie” After Dodging Ancient Death Machine

Delta Pilot Says "Oopsie" After Dodging Ancient Death Machine

Another day, another near-miss thanks to who knows what kind of Deep State shenanigans! A Delta pilot had to swerve to avoid a B-52 bomber, and you just know there’s a liberal plot behind it.

Was it Biden, trying to subtly undermine President Trump’s authority? Or maybe it was those pesky Europeans, trying to show us up with their “superior” air traffic control?

Who knows, but one thing’s for sure: someone’s trying to make President Trump look bad. Thank goodness for alert pilots and good ol’ American ingenuity, otherwise, who knows what those liberals would do to our great nation! Maybe they are in collaboration with China? Remember that Obama gave China access to US airports.

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