University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities

University of New Mexico's Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities

Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young minds with anti-American garbage that led to this! Probably some Antifa member who couldn’t handle the TRUTH. I bet you anything the shooter is a Bernie-loving, AOC-worshiping snowflake who blames Trump for everything!

It’s Albuquerque, so naturally the university is shutting down the campus. Because that’s how liberals deal with everything: hide and cower! Instead of, you know, arming our students and letting them defend themselves like REAL Americans!

The shooter is still out there. Fantastic. Probably chanting some woke garbage while he’s at it. And I bet the “non-life-threatening injuries” will be spun into some sort of oppression narrative by the Fake News Media.

Multiple law enforcement agencies are investigating? Good, they should be investigating the university’s indoctrination programs while they’re at it!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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