Well, folks, another day, another sob story from the Fake News peddlers at CNN! They’re at it again, trying to make you feel sorry for an “illegal” who was detained by ICE.
Oh, boo-hoo! A Marine’s wife, who is *gasp* in the country illegally, got a little stay at Club ICE, and now the Left is screaming bloody murder. Give me a break! President Trump is trying to secure our borders, and these liberals want to turn America into a sanctuary for every Tom, Dick, and illegal alien south of the border.
And check out the hand-wringing! Senator Kennedy, bless his heart, intervened, and now she’s back home. Probably already plotting how to vote for those socialist Democrats. I bet there is a Soros connection to this whole thing. They are probably trying to make Trump look bad!
They “were going to sample french pastries” – I bet they are!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
