More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt by the CCP to undermine American values!
Some leftist millennial is upset she can’t get her hands on a $30 doll, so she buys a FAKE one from a GAS STATION in FLORIDA for $20! Can you believe the audacity? It’s like “The Hunger Games,” she says. Probably because she only reads books written by socialists.
Pop Mart, this Beijing-based company, is expecting BILLIONS in revenue! And the revenue for Labubus skyrocketed 668% in the first half of the year! Don’t these people know we’re in a trade war with China? Where are the tariffs on these communist toys?!
Of course, the article mentions “alternatives” because the woke mob can’t stand success. This is why real Americans buy American!
Pop Mart is suing 7-Eleven, typical corporate behavior. They are trademarking “Labubu” since 2019 in the United States and at least 2016 internationally. Maybe they should focus on making quality products instead of harassing gas stations.
The UK and US have issued warnings about fake Labubu dolls being a choking hazard. But the real danger is the indoctrination of our youth! They even come with a QR code that leads to the Pop Mart site! Talk about grooming!
And of course, social media is “destigmatizing” knock-offs. Because why support American businesses when you can buy cheap garbage from China? They even have a 24-karat gold Labubu! Bet you anything it was made in a sweatshop by oppressed Uighurs.
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