Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn us about… *gasp* …artificial intelligence! As if we don’t have REAL problems, like the Deep State trying to turn our kids into socialist cyborgs!
Melania claims “robots are here,” like she’s just discovered what the rest of us have known since, well, The Terminator. And now she wants to “manage AI’s growth responsibly”? Honey, last time I checked, her “Be Best” campaign was about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.
She’s highlighting both the opportunities and perils of the emerging technology, recently promoting a presidential AI competition for school-age children, what a joke.
And let’s not forget her “Take It Down Act,” aimed at protecting Americans from deepfake revenge porn. Good job, but it’s a little late for that, isn’t it? The libs have been deepfaking President Trump for years!
Apparently, she’s been “in frequent communication with her husband,” sending him texts and calls. Oh, how touching. Maybe she’s finally telling him about the REAL conspiracy – the one where the Democrats are using AI to steal the next election!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
