Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors

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Here we go again, folks! Another feel-good story courtesy of the liberal loony bin. A woman, coddled by our “justice” system, who stabbed her classmate nearly to death to appease some internet boogeyman, is now on the lam after ditching her monitoring bracelet. Probably another Antifa recruit!

Morgan Geyser, 23, was last spotted in Madison, Wisconsin, hobnobbing with an “adult acquaintance.” Probably discussing the finer points of socialism and how to redistribute wealth.

Police are scratching their heads, but let’s be real, folks. This is what happens when we let bleeding-heart judges dictate law and order. Remember, this is the same system that wants to defund our brave police officers while giving hugs and participation trophies to criminals.

Geyser, along with her buddy, stabbed their 12-year-old classmate 19 times. Nineteen times! And they get a slap on the wrist and a stay at a mental institution! Where’s the justice for the victim? Where’s the outrage for real Americans who follow the law?

Originally, she was locked up in a mental institution, but some judge decided she deserved a “second chance.” Now she’s running around, possibly plotting her next move. Probably after seeing too much leftist propaganda!

I bet you that the Slender Man is an icon of the woke movement. Now this unstable woman is roaming free, thanks to the Democrats’ soft-on-crime policies. President Trump will not rest until our streets are safe again! SAD!

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