🚨Breaking: Thrive City Announces New Rules Because Apparently Some Adults Still Act Like Toddlers!🚨
No weapons, booze, pets (unless you’re a “service” goldfish), coolers, chairs, or faces (just float your head around, sure), pro cameras, unauthorized sales, laser pointers (Dr. Evil fans weep), panhandling, smoking, drones, bikes, or camping. Even your emotional support cactus must stay home. Violators face exile to… *checks notes*… the other side of the street. 😂🚷🙈
