Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is officially closer to collecting social security than starring in rom-coms about finding love in your 20s. But don’t worry, she’s handling it with her usual brand of airy, vaguely spiritual optimism. Her eldest son, Ryder Robinson (yes, *that* Chris Robinson’s kid 🎸), graced us with a vintage pic of the duo in an infinity pool. Because nothing says “Happy Birthday, Mom” like a reminder of how much younger you both used to be. Plus, Hudson spilled the tea about potentially having MORE kids. Four isn’t enough, apparently. Someone get this woman a hobby! 🧶
Ryder, bless his Gen Z heart, posted a throwback photo on his Instagram Stories featuring baby Ryder with arm floaties and Kate looking, dare we say, slightly less sculpted than usual. The soundtrack? Scissor Sisters’ “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’.” Ironic, considering Hudson’s perpetual state of dancing through life like she’s in a Fabletics commercial.💃 Perhaps the song choice was a subtle hint about her impending AARP membership? 🤔
The photo, which we can only assume was unearthed from the depths of a dusty family album (or, more likely, a carefully curated digital archive), showcases the pair in an infinity pool, surrounded by lush greenery. Because what’s a celebrity birthday without a humblebrag about your luxurious lifestyle? 🌴 We’re guessing the pool boy was just out of frame, diligently scrubbing away the remnants of Kate’s latest green juice cleanse. 🥒
But wait, there’s more! Ryder also posted a more recent snap of Kate with all three of her offspring – Ryder, Bingham, and Rani – because why celebrate just one child when you can exploit them all for social media clout? The caption? A simple “Momma bday!! ❤️.” Groundbreaking. We’re sure the kids are thrilled to be featured in their mom’s ongoing quest for eternal youth. 👶👶👧
Speaking of eternal youth, Hudson recently appeared on Kylie Kelce’s podcast (yes, *that* Kelce’s wife 🏈) and revealed that she hasn’t ruled out having *more* children. Because three kids from three different dads clearly isn’t enough to juggle. Hudson, who seems to view motherhood as an extreme sport, mused about the joys of procreation while simultaneously fretting about her kids’ future choices. It’s a delicate balance between “I love having babies!” and “Oh god, I hope they don’t become influencers.” 🤦♀️
So there you have it, folks. Kate Hudson is another year older, another year wiser, and another year closer to becoming a grandma. But hey, at least she’s still got that Fabletics empire to keep her busy. And who knows, maybe baby number four is just around the corner. Stay tuned! 🍿
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