Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…
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Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom neatly addressed California’s wildfire problem earlier today by announcing that fire will finally be…
Aww: Trump Announces He Will Let Barron Pick First Country To Invade
U.S. — Donald Trump revealed his sensitive side this week when he announced he would let his son Barron pick…
Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮
The gaming world has been shaken by a scandal that could only exist in the bizarre intersection of politics and…
Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau
Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly a decade as prime minister, Justin Trudeau announced his resignation this week. The Onion sat down…
Biden Comforts Fire Victims By Telling About How He Once Ordered A Steak Medium But It Was Served Well Done
LOS ANGELOS, CA — In the wake of the flaming devastation of California, President Biden offered fire victims a comforting…
This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It?
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Study Finds Every Man’s Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks
U.S. — After surveying tens of thousands of men, researchers at the University of Boston have concluded that the deepest…
Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions Of Dollars To Emergency DEI Initiatives
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the world looked on in shock while multiple wildfires ravaged areas outside of Los Angeles,…