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Day: February 7, 2025

Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff
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Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid the new heightened scrutiny on government spending, Democrats assured Americans that the millions of dollars in…

Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million
Babylon Bee

Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and…

Mitch McConnell Leaves Capitol In Wheelchair After Fall
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Mitch McConnell Leaves Capitol In Wheelchair After Fall

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSenator Mitch McConnell fell twice and was escorted out of the Capitol in a wheelchair as a precautionary…

Trump Appoints Satan As White House Faith Advisor
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Trump Appoints Satan As White House Faith Advisor

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move, President Donald Trump announced today that the newly created White House Faith Office…

The Onion

Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFresh off five wins at the Grammys, rapper Kendrick Lamar will headline Super Bowl LIX’s halftime show this…

💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯
💀 Disney's Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say «Only Racists Left»! 🤯
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💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025February 7, 2025

The House of Mouse continues to burn faster than Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar. Walt Disney Corporation recently reported that its…

The Burger King Calls On Senators To Vote Against RFK Jr.
Babylon Bee

The Burger King Calls On Senators To Vote Against RFK Jr.

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

BURGER KING CASTLE — The Burger King issued an edict from his throne this week and urged senators to vote…

The Onion

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn

Finn McFrameFebruary 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBALTIMORE—Mutely observing as the lewd query was entered into the prompt, a pioneering female archaeologist featured in a…

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