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Day: February 25, 2025

Laid-Off IRS Agents Now Forced To Go Door To Door Robbing People Directly
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Laid-Off IRS Agents Now Forced To Go Door To Door Robbing People Directly

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

U.S. — The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is the most recent government agency affected by the rule of DOGE, with…

Trump Signs New Order That All Female Video Game Characters Must Be Hot Now
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Trump Signs New Order That All Female Video Game Characters Must Be Hot Now

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move praised by conservative gamers, Trump has signed a new executive order that all female…

Crenshaw Tries To Kill Tucker But Instead Runs Into A Pole (Because He Has No Depth Perception)
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Crenshaw Tries To Kill Tucker But Instead Runs Into A Pole (Because He Has No Depth Perception)

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

BOCA GRANDE, FL — Dan Crenshaw’s plan to hunt and kill conservative personality Tucker Carlson was foiled again when he…

Dumb Dying Guy In Ambulance Makes You Miss Green Light
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Dumb Dying Guy In Ambulance Makes You Miss Green Light

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

JACKSONVILLE, FL — In a tragic turn of events earlier today, some dumb dying guy in an ambulance made you…

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Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Scholars Discover Judas Iscariot Didn’t Like Dogs, Was ‘More Of A Cat Person’
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Scholars Discover Judas Iscariot Didn’t Like Dogs, Was ‘More Of A Cat Person’

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — Textual analysis of ancient Biblical-era manuscripts by a group of University of Chicago professors has just revealed…

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Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionITHACA, NY—Noting that the evolutionary quirk results in plenty of familial strife, herpetologists at Cornell University confirmed Tuesday…

Hideo Kojima Lost in the Marvel Cinematic Maze – Marvel to Film a 10-Episode Explanation 📽️😂
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Hideo Kojima Lost in the Marvel Cinematic Maze – Marvel to Film a 10-Episode Explanation 📽️😂

Finn McFrameFebruary 25, 2025February 25, 2025

Legendary game designer Hideo Kojima, the mastermind behind Death Stranding and Metal Gear Solid, has found himself trapped in the…

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