Colombia President Claims Cocaine No Worse Than Whiskey
Read MoreThe OnionColombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that…
Month: February 2025
Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionAn outbreak of avian flu is currently affecting birds both on farms and in the wild. The Onion…
Boo-Gate 2025 : Taylor Swift Gets Loudest «Boo !» in Super Bowl History😆🔥🏈
🔥🏈 Super Bowl LIX was supposed to be a legendary night of football , but instead , it became one…
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’
Read MoreThe OnionNEW ORLEANS—Delivering the fiery, expletive-laden remarks at a postgame press conference after winning Super Bowl LIX, Philadelphia Eagles…
Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes
Read MoreThe OnionNEW ORLEANS—Reportedly catching sight of the threat in his periphery, a heroic Secret Service agent sprung into action…
Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
Read MoreThe OnionNEW ORLEANS—In an effort to comply with FCC regulations and provide “family-friendly entertainment” for viewers, Fox reportedly opted…
Trump Asks Which One The Ball
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump Asks Which One The Ball appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Philadelphia Eagles were flagged for roughing the passer before the Super Bowl even got underway,…
Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church
U.S. — The Brach’s Candy company announced the release of new, noisier candy wrappers for opening during the middle of…