A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be lower than 10/10! “We want to simplify things for viewers so they don’t get confused by numbers. Now, every remake is a flawless masterpiece!” said IMDb representatives. 🤯
The first lucky beneficiaries of this new rule were, of course, Hollywood’s latest creations. For instance, the much-talked-about movie “Snow White” (2025) mysteriously lost its IMDb rating after it dropped to 2.3/10. “It’s just technical maintenance! We’re calibrating for genius!” reported IMDb reps, chugging coffee and nervously hiding their calculators. ☕💀
😱 IMDb Deletes Criticism! ONLY 10/10 for All Remakes!
Movie lovers are already anticipating a golden age of cinema. Now, there’s no need to watch remakes to assess their quality—just knowing they all have a 10/10 rating is enough! “My grandma always said: if the rating is high, the movie must be good. Now I believe her!” shared IMDb user TrueFilmLover1996. 🤡
Meanwhile, critics, bloggers, and regular viewers used to giving honest reviews are starting to panic. “But what if I don’t like it?” asked one shocked Twitter user. IMDb’s official account quickly replied: “That’s impossible. You’re just mistaken. You do like it.” 😎🎭
As the world adjusts to this new standard of cinematic truth, experts predict further changes. For example, Rotten Tomatoes may soon introduce a universal 100% score for all Disney films to “simplify choices for viewers.” After all, why waste time on criticism when you can just enjoy the show? 😅
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Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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