8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…
Month: March 2025
Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Groaning with exhaustion and joint pain after their late bedtime last night, members of Congress were reportedly all…
Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…
Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race appeared first on The Onion. Finn…
Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor…
Homesick Luka Doncic Gazes Longingly At Photo Of Barren Dallas Office Park
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In the aftermath of a stunning trade that saw the point guard move from the Texas city…
Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…
Foreign Man Knows An Incredible Amount About Harlem Globetrotters
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess, sources confirmed Monday…
Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how…
🎤🏠 Musicians for Fire Relief: How Celebrities Are Helping Paris Hilton Pay Her Electric Bills? 💸🔥
In a world where even millionaires need a little help to make ends meet, renowned musicians like Moby, Dawes, Jim…