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Day: April 9, 2025

Liberals Devastated As Stock Market Recovers
Babylon Bee

Liberals Devastated As Stock Market Recovers

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — Local stockbroker and lifelong Democrat Dean Watter fell into utter despair today, tears falling from his…

Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves
Babylon Bee

Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a diddy on her banjo as…

Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood
Babylon Bee

Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

HUNDRED ACRE WOOD — Local bear Winnie the Pooh has reportedly been left completely destitute after Trump enacted 150% tariffs…

Op-Ed: How About Genetic Scientists Try Making Young Men Who Aren’t Little Sissy Boys
Babylon Bee

Op-Ed: How About Genetic Scientists Try Making Young Men Who Aren’t Little Sissy Boys

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

Down at the VFW today, the boys were saying that some boneheads used a bunch of test tubes to make…

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100
The Onion

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with…

Trump Bangs Gong Signaling Another Increase In China Tariffs
Babylon Bee

Trump Bangs Gong Signaling Another Increase In China Tariffs

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The global trade war reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump banged a giant…

Is It OK To Date A Girl Who’s Not A Christian As Long As She’s Super Hot?
Babylon Bee

Is It OK To Date A Girl Who’s Not A Christian As Long As She’s Super Hot?

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

I know there are Bible verses that say it’s bad to be “unequally yoked” with a non-believer — but what…

The Onion

White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers

Finn McFrameApril 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

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Games News

🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2025April 9, 2025

In an era where technology is rapidly advancing and manufacturing processes are becoming increasingly automated, American laptop manufacturers, including the…

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