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Day: April 15, 2025

Blue Origin’s “Success”? 😂 Space Billionaires Triggered! Find Out Why They’re Crying 😭🚀
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Blue Origin’s “Success”? 😂 Space Billionaires Triggered! Find Out Why They’re Crying 😭🚀

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Oh, the humanity! While the poors scraped together pennies for gas station coffee, Jeff Bezos, the man who single-handedly keeps…

9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes
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9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes

Finn McFrameApril 15, 2025

It’s that time of year again when everyone lets the government steal from them in the form of “taxes.” But…

Blue Origin: Where Feminism Goes to Die 😂🚀 Did Bezos Just Mansplain Space? 🤔
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Blue Origin: Where Feminism Goes to Die 😂🚀 Did Bezos Just Mansplain Space? 🤔

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Move over, Rosie the Riveter! 🚀 There’s a new squad of empowered females in town, and they’re taking girl power…

Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem
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Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem

Finn McFrameApril 15, 2025

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders…

Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF
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Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF

Finn McFrameApril 15, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another win for technical competence, Elon Musk put his technocrat skills to good use when Trump…

Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️
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Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️

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The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…

Trump Reveals He Took ‘Which Harry Potter House Are You In?’ Quiz And He’s A Gryffindor
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Trump Reveals He Took ‘Which Harry Potter House Are You In?’ Quiz And He’s A Gryffindor

Finn McFrameApril 15, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A specialized test used to determine which Hogwarts House a person belongs to has proven once and…

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You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving

Finn McFrameApril 15, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionGerald, we need to talk. None of this is going to be easy for you to hear, but…

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