OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality! He’s ditching the nu-metal angst for… ectoplasmic angst? Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be the most hilariously awkward paranormal investigation EVER! 🤣
So, the “Ghost Adventures” crew – you know, Zak “I FEEL a presence!” Bagans, Aaron “Dude, I’m scared!” Goodwin, Billy “I have a meter that beeps!” Tolley, and Jay “I brought my drone!” Wasley – are heading back to the Glen Tavern Inn. Apparently, the Inn’s resident medium, Patrick Smith, kicked the bucket 🪣 (probably scared to death by Zak’s hair). Now the staff needs “closure.” 🙄 Because nothing says “closure” like a bunch of dudes in black t-shirts yelling at shadows.
Enter Jonathan Davis, our angst-ridden savior! 🎸🎤 Apparently, Zak thinks JD’s unique brand of… uh… vocal stylings will help them connect with the spirit world. Maybe he’ll scream at the ghosts until they manifest out of sheer annoyance? 🤔 “ARE YOU READY?! IT’S TIME TO GET THIS PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION STARTED!” 🤘🌽
This season, the “Ghost Adventures” crew is going to “iconic haunted locations” with “special guest investigators.” Translation: They’re going to places they’ve already been a million times with C-list celebrities desperate for a paycheck. 💰💸 They’ll use “the latest scientific gadgets and technology” (aka EMF readers that go off near electrical outlets) to “capture physical evidence of the paranormal” (aka dust particles). Dust = ghosts, people! It’s science! 🔬
Zak had a “premonitory dream.” 😴 Oh, you KNOW that’s gonna be good! Probably dreamt he was dating a ghost or something. Anyway, he’s bringing in Gary Galka too. I bet they’re gonna find SO MANY GHOSTS! The Glen Tavern Inn, formerly a “gambling house” (ooh, scandalous!), is apparently teeming with spectral gamblers who lost their shirts and are now haunting the place, looking for a rematch. 🎲👻
You can watch JD and the gang yell at ghosts on Wednesday, April 30th. And if you’re REALLY desperate for entertainment, you can stream it the next day on Discovery+ and Max. But let’s be honest, you’ll probably just watch it on YouTube while making fun of it with your friends. 😂 Don’t forget to use the hashtag #GhostAdventures! (So we can all collectively troll them, obviously.) 😈
Zak Bagans, bless his heart, says this season is “iconic, highly charged, and very personal.” Personal? Did he finally find the ghost of his childhood teddy bear? 🧸 He also claims they have “mind-blowing photographic evidence.” Probably just a blurry picture of Aaron Goodwin looking scared. 🤷♂️
I can’t wait to see Jonathan Davis try to communicate with the dead. Will he use scatting? Will he bring his bagpipes? Will he start crying about his childhood? The possibilities are endless! 🤪 This is either going to be the most amazing or the most cringe-worthy episode of “Ghost Adventures” ever. Either way, I’m bringing popcorn. 🍿
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Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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