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Day: April 28, 2025

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! 📢 Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

The Onion

FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang

Finn McFrameApril 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed…

Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂
Game Industry Shocked: Japanese Go Full Traditional, Ignore Woke Agenda! 🤯
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Rise of Rebellion Flops: Samurai RPG without DEI Crashes on Steam! 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

If you thought the Japanese game industry would just bend over for every Western trend, think again! On April 22,…

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe
Babylon Bee

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

Finn McFrameApril 28, 2025

SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies…

With No Pope to Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts
Babylon Bee

With No Pope to Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts

Finn McFrameApril 28, 2025

VATICAN CITY — With no pope to oversee them, the College of Cardinals has been staying up every night playing…

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
The Onion

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Finn McFrameApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn appeared first on The Onion.  …

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
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Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…

AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb 🤖🎮😂.
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AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb 🤖🎮😂.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 You guys are *still* talking about AI in gaming? Like, haven’t we flogged this dead horse…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭🎶👵
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭🎶👵

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas 👴👵, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

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