Ah, Swisher Post, still kicking around, are we? Bless your cotton socks. Anyway, they’ve graced us with their invaluable insights into what Disney+ is allegedly vomitting up in June 2025. Hold onto your hats, folks, because this is gonna be a wild ride of corporate synergy and questionable content choices. Buckle up! 🎢
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Disney+ is, according to these guys, delivering a “well-rounded” content drop. 🤣 I didn’t know Disney was capable of “well-rounded” anything unless you count Mickey Mouse’s ears. Fan-favorite returns? High-stakes originals? Captivating documentaries? More like: recycled garbage, mediocre remakes, and documentaries that will put you to sleep faster than a lullaby sung by Gilbert Gottfried.
## What to Expect From Disney+ in June 2025 (According to Swisher Post, Anyway)
Whether you’re gearing up for a weekend binge or a winter movie marathon, the platform has packed its library with variety. Oh, honey, “variety” is not the word I’d use. More like a chaotic mishmash of stuff they hope you’ll watch while simultaneously scrolling through TikTok.
Leading the month is *FX’s The Bear Season 4*, which drops all 10 episodes on 26 June. The Emmy-winning series dives back into the chaos of Chicago’s culinary scene, promising intense drama and character growth. So, more yelling, more stress, and probably more shots of greasy food. Sounds about right. 🐻
For Marvel fans, *Ironheart* premieres 25 June. This new series introduces Riri Williams as a rising inventor navigating the legacy of Iron Man while facing new threats, including the shadowy Parker Robbins. Oh, another Iron Man spinoff? Groundbreaking! Original! Not at all milking a dead cash cow! 🙄 I’m sure this will be a totally unique and unforgettable addition to the MCU. Can’t wait for the inevitable cameos and convoluted plotlines.
Action lovers can also stream the first six films in the *Mission: Impossible* franchise starting 1 June. From the original 1996 film to *Fallout*, it’s a full spy-filled ride just in time for winter weekends. Because nothing says “winter weekend” like Tom Cruise defying death for your entertainment. Enjoy! 🕵️♂️
Disney+ is also rolling out impactful National Geographic content this month, including *Ocean with David Attenborough* (6 June), *Fiennes: Return to the Wild* (June 11), and *Protecting Paradise: The Story of Niue* (20 June). Because what’s a streaming service without a healthy dose of nature documentaries to make you feel guilty about your carbon footprint? 🌍
There’s also continued celebration of LGBTQIA+ voices through original titles like *Mid-Century Modern* and *The English Teacher*. Ah yes, the token representation to make everyone feel good. Don’t worry, they’ll probably cancel it after one season anyway. 🏳️🌈
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