Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of your leftist drivel? Shocking! Turns out, not everyone is glued to MSNBC, waiting for the next Trump indictment that never comes.
So, according to CNN’s oh-so-scientific poll, about a third of Americans are “highly engaged,” meaning they’re probably the ones screaming at clouds on Twitter and wearing vagina hats. Another third kinda pay attention, and the rest? Well, they’re probably too busy working, raising families, and contributing to society to care about the latest manufactured outrage.
And guess what? Trump does better with the folks who aren’t mainlining CNN’s propaganda. Imagine that! Maybe, just maybe, the constant barrage of fake news and TDS is turning people off.
Of course, the “highly engaged” are mostly liberals and conservatives. Because, you know, the rest of us are too busy living in reality to obsess over politics. Robert Timm from Ukiah, California, sounds like a real winner. Spends his day reading Yahoo News and watching MSNBC. No wonder he’s “concerned about a lot of things happening in the country.” Probably thinks Trump is still colluding with Russia.
And then there’s Tyler Ruth, who actually gets it. “Honestly, I think they’re the same,” she says about Democrats and Republicans. “Different color, but they’re the same.” A woman of the people! But don’t worry, she’s now following the news more closely because RFK Jr. is building an autism database. Clearly, the Deep State is targeting our children!
Peter Montes from Texas is another gem. “I think that the parties need to be abolished, and we need to reset.” Amen, brother! He sees Trump as bringing a “business-minded ethos” to politics. Finally, someone who gets it!
So, what’s the takeaway from this CNN “poll”? The more you watch CNN, the more likely you are to be a brainwashed leftist. And the less you pay attention to politics, the more likely you are to vote for Trump. Keep up the good work, CNN! You’re helping MAGA more than you know.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
