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Day: July 23, 2025

Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems
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Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems

FinnJuly 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump unveiled his plan to balance the federal budget by introducing a nation-wide swear jar for…

MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)
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MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

San Francisco Bay Area metallers MACHINE HEAD, bless their cotton socks, decided to honor Ozzy Osbourne by butchering two BLACK…

FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
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FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…

Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund
Breaking, Music News

Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

LOL, as if anyone cares, COLDPLAY, those purveyors of beige boredom, “paid tribute” to Ozzy Osbourne by butchering BLACK SABBATH’s…

OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
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OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…

Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved
Elephant Reads CNN

Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for calling out Barack Hussein Obama,…

Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

The Trump administration, led by the fearless Marco Rubio, is bravely diving into the murky depths of Harvard University to…

Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged
The Onion

Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?
Events

Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready for “Sat, 19 Jul, 2025 at 07:30 pm to 08:30 pm” at Marygrove Theatre, 8425 W…

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