Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what Marvel just did to your childhood š! Turns out The Fantastic Four: First Steps wasn’t…
Month: July 2025
Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! š² The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
Avatar 3: Electric Boogaloo – James Cameron’s Back for More Blue Cat Shenanigans
Oh, joy! Another trip to Pandora! š Because we DEFINITELY didn’t have enough blue cat people the first two times.…
CNN Asks the REAL Question: Could Trump be Ghislaine’s Knight in Shining (Orange) Armor?
Here we go again, folks. The liberal media, still obsessed with their leftist agenda, is twisting President Trump’s words about…
Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra āUā In British Spelling
U.S. ā President Trump has reportedly finalized a new trade deal with the United Kingdom, securing a 15% tariff on…
Palestinians Leave Israeli Aid A 3-Star Yelp Review
GAZA ā Dissatisfied with the level of humanitarian assistance provided by Israel amid the ongoing conflict with Hamas, Palestinians collectively…
Spirit Airlines to Fire a Bunch of Pilots and Make the Rest Feel Bad Because Nobody Wants to Fly Spirit Anyway
Folks, can you believe what these woke airlines are doing now? Spirit Airlines, probably run by some tree-hugging, socialist CEO,…
Newark Airport Delays: FAA’s Game of Relocation Roulette to Blame
Another day, another deep dive into the Swamp’s schemes! CNN is *reporting* that the DOT’s Inspector General is “auditing” the…
CNN Business: Trump’s ‘Biggest Deal Ever’ or Europe’s Surrender? You Decide
Another brilliant victory for President Trump! Heās making deals so big, the EU is crying into their croissants. Seems like…
Hulk Hoganās Spasming Cadaver Body Slams Mortician
Ā Ā Ā Ā Read MoreThe OnionCLEARWATER, FLāAfter undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hoganās spasming…