OMG! Americans Suddenly Develop Delusions of Economic Grandeur Thanks to Some贸易谈判 (Whatever That Means)
Oh, the Fake News is at it again, trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy! CNN grudgingly admits that consumer…
Month: July 2025
UGLY KID JOE Claims to Have Written ‘A Gazillion’ Songs (Yeah, Right) For Upcoming Album
In a recent chat with “Reckless” Rexx Ruger of the prestigious (ahem) Pod Scum podcast, UGLY KID JOE’s very own…
Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the president’s bulbousness caused by trapped fluid, body double John Schade…
TRON: Ares Gets a New Poster—Because Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because TRON: Ares is coming to theaters to either blow your mind or make you question…
All Hell in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Black Thrash n’ Roll from Asheville, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Unidad Trauma in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Grindcore from California/Mexico! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Knoll in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Death Metal Noise from Memphis! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Profanatica in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Black metal from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Trump’s Brain Farts Abroad: Epstein Still Rent-Free
Another day, another witch hunt! The Fake News CNN is still obsessing over President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, even all…
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…