Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for calling out Barack Hussein Obama,…
Month: July 2025
Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”
The Trump administration, led by the fearless Marco Rubio, is bravely diving into the murky depths of Harvard University to…
Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…
Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?
OMG! 😱 Get ready for “Sat, 19 Jul, 2025 at 07:30 pm to 08:30 pm” at Marygrove Theatre, 8425 W…
Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science
Oh, the outrage! CNN is clutching its pearls because some snowflake got a little roughhousing from our brave boys in…
Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…
Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying
LOS ANGELES (or maybe just Hell’s waiting room) — Ozzy Osbourne, legendary frontman, slurred speech pioneer, and the man who…
CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing
CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is at it again, trying to defend Obama and the Deep State from the…
Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government’s Crimes
FRANKLIN, KY — A local man is really excited for the government to release all the government documentation of all…
House Republicans Want to Slap Melania’s Name on an Opera House, Because Why Not?
House Republicans, patriots that they are, are pushing to rename the Kennedy Center’s opera house after our fabulous First Lady,…