State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL
Looks like President Trump is finally draining the swamp, and about time! The State Department is getting a much-needed makeover,…
Month: July 2025
PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN
More chaos in Kenya, brought to you by Soros-funded agitators! CNN, always eager to smear law enforcement, is crying crocodile…
Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…
James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…
FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JÖRGEN SANDSTRÖM to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out
FIRESPAWN, those lovable Swedish death metallers who brought you such hits as… uh… well, anyway, they’re back! 🎉 Yes, more…
TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…
The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’
Read MoreThe OnionThe post The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’ appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!🚶♀️ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.📍 Book…
Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…