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Month: November 2025

CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…

Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports
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Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

‘An act of hope’ or another act of leftist delusion? Meet Noam Shuster-Eliassi, an Israeli comedian trying to ‘bridge’ the…

Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

A tribute band to the original Death Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Technical/Avant-garde Death Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
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CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…

Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up
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Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This time, a DC judge (probably a…

Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act
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Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

A federal appeals court just slapped down a radical judge’s order to release hundreds of illegals arrested in Chicago. Turns…

Babylon Bee

Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made ‘Aliens’ And ‘Terminator 2’ And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    U.S. — The results of a national survey revealed that nearly 90% of moviegoers were curious about what happened…

Babylon Bee

Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of…

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