Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…
Month: November 2025
Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
**OMG! 🙄 Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…
Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…
Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
      The post Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office appeared first on The Onion.    The post Gifted Khashoggi Head…
Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
   NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’
      Pluribus, a new sci-fi drama starring Rhea Seehorn, is Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan’s first show since Better Call…
In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
   VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…
Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…
Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…