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Month: November 2025

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed
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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Queens World Film Festival: NY’s elite unite to fund cinematic masterpieces! 🎬 Sponsored by NYS Council on the Arts, Gov’s…

ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass
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ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 A young, slightly unhinged director and his band of merry misfits embark on a night of…

Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
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Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**AARP👵presents Terri J. Vaughn🎬, who will talk about her multifaceted career in film and TV📺. From comedic roles😂 to filmmaker🎥,…

Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally
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Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another rich dude, Richie Schneeberg, cries about his life in “LEGALLY DRUGGED” by Vagabond Beaumont! 😭 Sponsored by…

Babylon Bee

First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’

FinnNovember 8, 2025

    GREENSBORO, NC — A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances…

A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
Breaking, Music News

Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

Tips For Antiquing
The Onion

Tips For Antiquing

FinnNovember 8, 2025

       Shopping for antiques can be a fun, sustainable, and stylish way to decorate your home. The Onion shares tips…

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