Breaking: Career Politician Finally Calls It Quits After Only 40 Years
Nancy Pelosi, the Queen of the Swamp, Announces Retirement – or Is It? **After nearly four decades of wreaking havoc…
Month: November 2025
Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…
US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…
OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed
Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old *model* (we use that term loosely) who also fronts the earth-shatteringly obscure Chilean “progressive” death metal…
Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…
I Bet Pedro Pascal Hates Parasocial Relationships
Ever feel like you have a “special connection” with an artist? Like if the two of you could only…
FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…
Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…
PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…