PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…
Month: November 2025
ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…
CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…
Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…
Hilton Pounces: Newsom’s Party’s Over (Maybe?)
Looks like the radical left in California is at it again, trying to rig the system so they can keep…
Man’s Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam’s Speech From ‘The Two Towers’
   PINE BLUFF, AR — In what psychiatrists said can only be described as a true miracle, a man’s depression…
Jay Jones’ Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone’s Children
   RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff’s afterparty after winning election as Virginia’s next Attorney General, Jay Jones’s…
Woman Mistakenly Receives Box Of Human Hands, Fingers
      A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands…
1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…
Pros And Cons Of A 3rd Trump Term
      Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment’s…