JNGL! feat. Chelsea Sloan Spring Break Edition: Afrobeats, Amapiano & More 🎶
Miami’s wildest house party is back and this time it’s serving extra spice! The Jungle Social brings you JNGL! with none other than Chelsea Sloan herself, dropping beats that’ll make your hips forget their mortgage payments.
When: Sunday, March 22, 2026 at 8 PM (until Monday, March 23 – because why leave when the vibes are this good?)
Where: 55 NW 158th St., Miami, FL 33169 (GPS might say “you’ve arrived at heaven”)
This ain’t your grandma’s dance party – unless your grandma knows how to whine properly. Featuring Afrobeats that hit harder than your New Year’s resolutions and Amapiano that’ll have you questioning all life choices before 2 AM.
🚨 WARNING: Side effects may include
– Unexpected dance battles
– Making friends with strangers who become family by sunrise
– Questioning your life choices at 4 AM
– Losing your phone (but gaining stories)
Event ended? Nah, just hibernating until next time. Keep those dancing shoes ready – Miami’s diaspora sounds aren’t going anywhere! 💃🕺
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
