April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…
Day: April 1, 2026
Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…
Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an…
Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There’s Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi…
PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor…
BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason
Breaking News: Fortnite x Toy Story Collaboration Leaked, and We’re Totally Not Surprised 🤣. After months of rumors, the cat’s…
The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro
So, you want to know about digital card games, huh? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, they’re a thing, and…
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way…
MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone
The post MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone appeared first on The Onion. The post MLB…