Worlds Okayest People Gather for Annual Mile High 420 Festival to Pretend Theyre Having the Time of Their Lives

Get ready to toke up in Denver on April 20, 2026 πŸŒΏπŸ’¨
Mile High 420 Festival at Civic Center Park πŸ“
Tix: $30-$185 🎟️ πŸ€‘
21+ only, duh πŸ€ͺ

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. πŸ€πŸŽ€

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