🪩 DOWNTOWN FIRST THURSDAYS
😂 back in 2026! 🎉 DJs, performances, drag, food, shopping, fashion, and surprises. 🤯 DFT 📅 June 4th: Janelle Monáe (DJ Set) 🌈 7:30-9PM 📍 2nd St, Market and Howard Streets 🚂 Montgomery Station (MUNI & BART) 🍻 Happy Hour 5-7PM 🎉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
