Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Month: April 2026
Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…
Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…
Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought
U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn’t actually as racist as they thought it…
Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed
COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up…
Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news
Doubly true waking up on the West coast
King Philip’s War: Because One Sided History is so Last Season
PLEASE only sign up if you really plan to come 📚
Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…
Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…