D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…
Month: April 2026
Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…
Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…
Grindr To Host White House Correspondents Dinner Party
LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event.…
Man Packs Book For Vacation So He Can Carry Around Book On Vacation
SAN DIEGO, CA — In accordance with his normal travel routine, a local man made sure that he packed…
Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record
A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes…
Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California
RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new…
BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…
Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder
Dave Mason — a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a co-founder of the prog-rock band…