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Month: April 2026

Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
Breaking, Movie News

Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? 🤔👊 It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…

Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “scientists” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is real and that…

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
Breaking, Music News

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

Straggler Cicadas To Appear
The Onion

Straggler Cicadas To Appear

FinnApril 20, 2026

       Cicadas referred to as “stragglers” because they emerge off-cycle may appear this year despite their broods not being expected…

Babylon Bee

39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut

FinnApril 20, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets

FinnApril 20, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as “run inequality,” Mayor…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers To Reading Of ‘The Communist Manifesto’

FinnApril 20, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students…

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
The Onion

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours

FinnApril 20, 2026

       Bryce P. Tetraeder Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors.…

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