Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…
Month: April 2026
“Where is the ‘No Hammocks’ sign?!?” š
Somebody please draw him as hammock worm Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as āThe…
Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In ItĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ATHENS, GAāNoting that the dead body was āfar more handsomeā than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed…
Why Earn It When You Can Crowdfund It? The New Meta for Metal Festival Survival š
While youāre rotting away in your cubicle, dreaming of a cold beer and a single weekend without a Slack notification…
Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players…
Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II
Breaking news, folks, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has finally decided to bless us with a new album, Confessions ll,…
Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
A month into new Disney CEO Josh DāAmaroās tenure, and heās already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…
Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…
Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…