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Month: April 2026

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Year of People Taking Too Many Mushrooms and Calling it Psychedelic Culture 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready to party πŸŽ‰ at Psychedelic Culture 2026 🎊 πŸͺ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Fungi Fanatics Unite at the 4th Annual Texas Mushroom Conference to Probably Just Eat a Lot of Shrooms

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

πŸ„πŸŽ‰ Come for the fungi, stay for the free drinks! 🍴 Explore Texas Mushroom Conference at UT Austin πŸ“ Chuck…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Snooze Fest of 2026 an Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets in Hayesville NC

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready for a night of music, stories, and hope with Sidewalk Prophets 🎢 πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

πŸ™Œ What to Expect Yay, volunteering! πŸŽ‰ You’ll have a blast, we swear. Here’s the lowdown: Support the event, artists,…

Events

Garbage Spewers Invade Ellis Island Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for some opera drama πŸŽΆπŸ‘! Stephanie Blythe, a world-renowned mezzo-soprano, is coming to town πŸŽ‰ πŸ—“οΈ April 19th,…

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2026 West Alabama Food & Wine Festival Because You Clearly Need More Fried Catfish and Cheap Merlot in Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for food, wine, and chaos 🍴🍷 πŸŽ‰ Sunday, April 19, 2026, in Downtown Northport πŸ“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Brunch Rager of the Year with Tom Schwartz in Columbus This Weekend 2

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

COLUMBUS, get ready for TOM SCHWARTZ 🀣! Sunday, April 19, at Urban Meyer’s Pint House 🍴 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Events

Get a Haircut from a Totally Not Qualified Instructor in Fayetteville Arkansas

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for a hair-raising experience 🀣! Dom’s hair cutting class is coming! πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» πŸ’€πŸ˜± Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!
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To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

He adjusts his speed based off his competition. A true professional Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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