More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…
Month: April 2026
Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…
DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…
Benin the Next Big Thing Sort Of Maybe We Guess Helping You Export Stuff There
🚨 Bénin, le nouveau Graal des exportations 🚨 Le Bénin : marché en croissance 🚀, Investissement Québec International vous aidera…
Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President…
Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again
Oh boy, are the losers at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our beloved President Donald Trump,…
Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…
Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…
M·A·C Match Day Because You Clearly Need More Makeup to Impress Your Tinder Dates
Get ready for M·A·C Match Day 🎉 on 4/18 & 4/19! 📆 🎁 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…