Report: Heaven Offers Special Perks For People Who Dress Up Nice For Church
HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, Heaven offers special perks for people who dress up nice for church. HEAVEN…
Month: April 2026
Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday,…
Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the…
Hoe ga je eindelijk je leerlingen wakker krijgen tijdens online lessen zonder ze te laten instorten van verveling
Ontdek het geheim van interactieve e-learning 🤫 LUDO workshop 📚💻 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
De onstabiele schouder waar je waarschijnlijk zelfs niet wist dat je die had tot Prof Dr Olivier Verborgt het je vertelt
📅 Event: De onstabiele schouder – Prof. Dr. Olivier Verborgt 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Tips For Getting Better Haircuts
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be…
$400M Ticketmaster Settlement Reduced To Just $11.50 After Fees
NEW YORK, NY — A New York federal court found Ticketmaster guilty of operating as a monopoly following its…
Gen Zer Puts On Her Nice Pajamas For Job Interview
FEDERAL WAY, WA — Local Gen Zer Krista Evans reportedly selected her fanciest pajamas for a recent job interview…
TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights…
Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds
INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday…