Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…
Month: April 2026
The New Jackass Movie Will Finally Put Us All Out of Our Misery and End the Series Before Steve-O Dies Trying to Snort a Live Chicken
Well, folks, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to the most iconic, the most legendary, the most utterly ridiculous…
KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’
Get ready for the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing event of the century (or at least that’s what…
Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It
In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…
Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities
   NEW YORK, NY — As part of his ongoing plan to implement his sweeping socialist policies throughout New York…
Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
American metalcore from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
How do these people pay for all of the food they eat?
She just ate 30 sausages for breakfast. BREAKFAST!!!! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…