Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but…
Month: April 2026
DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…
Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, who is still going strong as the…
Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…
They really should have made a waiting room 😂
They all look like fish outta water Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate
   U.S. — After a fifth woman came forward yesterday to accuse former Representative Eric Swalwell of sexual assault, Swalwell…
Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…
Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…
Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…