ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…
Month: April 2026
OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…
Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…
Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters
It’s laughable to think that anyone would question the sheer brilliance of our great President Donald Trump, who has been…
What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3
After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The…
Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…
The New Street Fighter Trailer Is So Lit It Just Spontaneously Combusted Into a Giant Fireball of Awesomeness
The new Street Fighter movie is coming, and it’s a total blast from the past… or a desperate attempt to…
Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…
“Where is the ‘No Hammocks’ sign?!?” 😭
Somebody please draw him as hammock worm Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It
ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed…