Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…
Month: April 2026
U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia
WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation,…
Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo
The post Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo appeared first on The Onion. The…
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Surprise😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…
Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…
Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that the Biden administration’s leftovers are still somehow relevant…
CBS Announces Retirement Of Longtime Masters Commentators Captain Cooter And The Gooch
AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta…
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…
Swalwell Insists He Didn’t Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With
SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial…