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Month: April 2026

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Get Ready for Another Year of Screaming at Your Screen with Dragon Ball Games Battle Hour 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 16, 2026

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) I will be competing in one or more of the tournaments at this event. Do I…

Events

Dallas Food Festival Because Your Diet Was Going Too Well Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyApril 16, 2026

Get ready for FoodieLand, the largest food fest in the nation đŸ€Ż 🎉 with 250+ vendors and global flavors 🌼🍜…

Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
The Onion

Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry

FinnApril 16, 2026

       The post Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion.…

Babylon Bee

Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump’s New Triumphal Arch?

FinnApril 16, 2026

    The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft “United States Triumphal Arch” in honor of the nation’s 250th…

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
The Onion

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

FinnApril 16, 2026

       The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress

FinnApril 16, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned…

White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’
The Onion

White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’

FinnApril 16, 2026

       The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion.    The post White…

Babylon Bee

Older Woman Gets Botox So She Can Look Like An Older Woman Who Got Botox

FinnApril 16, 2026

    REDWOOD CITY, CA — Older woman Laura Middleson reportedly went to her local wellness spa and had the clinician…

Babylon Bee

Trump Proposes Triumphal Double Golden Arch In Washington, D.C.

FinnApril 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump unveiled plans on Thursday for the construction of a massive Triumphal Double Golden…

Babylon Bee

‘It’s Not My Job To Be Funny,’ Says Comedian

FinnApril 16, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — A comedian who is paid millions of dollars annually to make people laugh appeared on…

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