Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm
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Month: April 2026
Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks
A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with…
OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…
Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth
ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night’s hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan…