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Month: April 2026

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Babylon Bee

Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!

FinnApril 15, 2026

    Fresh brisket is on the board!   Fresh brisket is on the board! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…

Babylon Bee

The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day

FinnApril 15, 2026

    ST. PAUL, MN — Tax Day is here and Minnesota’s vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that…

Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger
The Onion

Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger

FinnApril 15, 2026

       Over 1,000 major Hollywood power players such as Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams, Jane Fonda, and Sopranos creator David Chase…

Babylon Bee

Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones

FinnApril 15, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Gathering of People Standing in a Circle Ever

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

🤑 Prepara tu ronda de inversión con estilo 🤑 Sesión práctica para preparar una ronda de inversión, con ejemplos 📊…

Events

Impuesto a las Ganancias porque el Estado quiere tu dinero también Personas Juridicas

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

💸📚 IMPORTANTE!!! 📚💸 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Babylon Bee

Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus

FinnApril 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media…

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