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Month: April 2026
Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The ‘Donald J. Trump Strait Of America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close,…
Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but…
DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…
Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, who is still going strong as the…
Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…
They really should have made a waiting room 😂
They all look like fish outta water Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…