Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…
Month: April 2026
Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…
Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
WASHINGTON—After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly…
Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
American heavy metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report
The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…
Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display
MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…
Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original
As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…
Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…