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Month: April 2026
Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight
      A Caribbean Airlines passenger went into labor while traveling to New York from Jamaica, giving birth as the flight…
San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey
   SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…
Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For
   If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…
State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands
      WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday…
‘He’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?’ Says Thomas After Declaring He Won’t Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him
   JERUSALEM — After definitively declaring that he would not believe in Jesus’ resurrection unless he saw and touched him,…
Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means
   ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the…
NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers
      Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at…
Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said
   This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…
This classic clip features Michel and Sven Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…